cokeflow: I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself (Source: fingerblaster113, via asian)

cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

(Source: fingerblaster113, via asian)

thedorkiestviking: papadaftpunk: american sex education be like UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE (via allthingshomestuck)

thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

(via allthingshomestuck)

thedearhuntress:

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

STOP
slapping: things we said in school i’m tired i’m hungry i don’t get it i’m cold what time is it? i wanna go home (Source: slapping, via asian)

slapping:

things we said in school

  • i’m tired
  • i’m hungry
  • i don’t get it
  • i’m cold
  • what time is it?
  • i wanna go home

(Source: slapping, via asian)

tiredestprincess: ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly” (via emilyraeday)

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

(via emilyraeday)

“The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly.”
me: (thinks something mean) me: dont be fucking rude